I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...– Lemony Snicket (via punkrockmermaid)
I met an old man who said that if I continue to harm myself he would do the job properly and finish me. I dont think he wanted me to die. Thank you stranger.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
mormondad: feeling a little bit NSFW tonight
poopflow: what would jesus do? not u lmao
In you I crash cars.
snapchatting: mary had a little bitch
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to...– F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (1920)
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Someone unfuck my life and give me cash.
astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I love my boyfriend <3 I love my girlfriend remember to wear protection wtf dad Wtf mr president omg lol busted
poopflow: [12 year old boy voice] well if youre a girl and a vegetarian you cant like dick because its meat XD
There are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iPhone Just let that sink in
mckymae: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] ...
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
Seeing your eyes glaze over while I cry into your shoulder, I can’t help but ask: Have I made a mistake?
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
ogcw: Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits