May 2013
258 posts
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via punkrockmermaid)
I met an old man who said that if I continue to harm myself he would do the job properly and finish me.
I dont think he wanted me to die.
Thank you stranger.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
mormondad:
feeling a little bit NSFW tonight
poopflow:
what would jesus do?
not u lmao
In you I crash cars.
snapchatting:
mary had a little bitch
tupacabra:
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
“At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to...”
– F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (1920)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Someone unfuck my life and give me cash.
astrozombina:
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
poopflow:
[12 year old boy voice] well if youre a girl and a vegetarian you cant like dick because its meat XD
There are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iPhone
Just let that sink in
mckymae:
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turnc0at:
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turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
Seeing your eyes glaze over while I cry into your shoulder,
I can’t help but ask:
Have I made
a
mistake?
oh.
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
ogcw:
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
